Как я устраивался на работу за $80 /hr

На днях я получил приглашение на работу в качестве переводчика по электронной почте от НЕМЕЦКОЙ компании ALRISE Biosystems GmbH

После очень короткого обмена сообщениями мне назначили интервью через hangouts. Я подготовился, подключил камеру, одел рубашечку с галстуком (не каждый работодатель поймет мой внутренний мир, требующий ношения свитеров). Оказалось, напрасно. Видео не потребовалось. Мой HR agent предложил общаться через чат. Видимо, чтобы скрыть свой «немецкий» акцент 🙂
Итак…


Good morning Leonid
How are you doing today?

Murphy • Apr 10, 6:33 AM
Murphy Grey

Please let me know when you are going to be available for an interview

Murphy • Apr 11, 10:13 AM

Thank you for contacting me. I am available today all day. At any time at your convenience. Please let me know in advance what day and time would be good for you. I am sorry for the delay. For some reason, my Android does not support hangouts anymore. I can log in from my desktop only. Skype is more friendly with our platforms. Thanks again.

Murphy Grey

Be available today 3:00pm EST. Okay?

LEONID:

Yes. Thank you. Sounds great. Thanks again.

Apr 11, 11:38 AM

Ready

Murphy Grey

This interview and employment process will be chat-2-chat session via texting. Are you available now to proceed?

LEONID:

Yes

Murphy Grey

As we proceed further with the briefing and interview, you will get to know more about the opening position. You have a total of (60) minutes for this… A swift response is required. You will be given opportunity to ask questions. Shall we proceed?

LEONID:

Understand. Yes

Murphy Grey

Welcome to (ALRISE Biosystems GmbH).

ALRISE offers its ImSus® encapsulation technology and service in order to optimize the product life cycle management of its partners as well as to enhance performance of its partners’ drugs in development. This collaborative development strategy is achieved either with the originators of the drug or with generic producers.

ALRISE Biosystems GmbH is always looking for outstanding individuals willing to participate and actively support the company’s positive business development. If you enjoy working in a highly motivated team and possess skills as well as experience to enhance ALRISE’s technology and business, then i must say you are in the right place.

How we go about our business was embedded in the company culture from its founding. We believe in partnership and sharing knowledge, are committed to the human cause, and supporting the communities in which we work. Today we understand that we have a broader societal responsibility to carry out our business in a way that maximises the positive and minimises the negative impacts that we have on the communities and world around us.
I am Murphy Grey, one of the hiring manager of ALRISE Biosystems GmbH Pharmaceuticals. I am here to brief and interview you more about the opening position. Please introduce yourself and your job verification code, indicate your Full Name, Location and Email address, what language are you proficient in?

LEONID:

OK

Nice to meet you

Please give me a moment to open my email

Murphy Grey

Alright

LEONID:

I need to switch to another computer. Just a moment

Murphy Grey

Do that quickly. I will be here waiting.

LEONID:

I am sorry. I cannot locate my verification code. Sorry for such a confusion. Let me scan Gabriel’s e-mail again

ALR-2020/0345

Sorry for the dealy

My name is Leonid Reznikov. I am medical interpreter English / Russian

Murphy Grey

Location and email ?

LEONID:

Denver, Colorado. USA. leonid.reznikov@gmail.com

Murphy Grey

Nice e-meeting with you Leonid!

LEONID:

Thank you. Likewise

Murphy Grey

Before we commence with the job briefing and interview, i would like to apprise to you that we are sorry about our unseemly approach if this interview conducting method is unprofessional to you or if you are new to all this, but i believe the world is always advancing so it is important to stay on top of things as change is inevitable.

Have you been interviewed on hangout before ?

LEONID:

No, this is my first time. But I do not feel uncomfortable at all.

Murphy Grey

Alright, This is an online work from home, the working hours are flexible and you can choose to work from anywhere of your choice.
This is an immediate hire position. If selected you’ll undergo our in-house training that cover our company’s guidelines under US Human Resource Laws and Regulations, our style requirements, copyright and privacy laws. You’ll be required to commence training and orientation soonest as we need the position filled and active immediately. The pay is $80.00 per hour, training is $65.00 per hour and will get payment bi-weekly via direct deposit or paycheck and the maximum amount you can work a week is 30 hours.
I believe you have experience working from home and online before?

LEONID:

Yes, I do.

Murphy Grey

JOB DUTIES AS HEBREW-ENGLISH TRANSLATOR/INTERPRETER

* Translates written educational materials ensuring that the document is translated faithfully into the source language. We are interested in those with experience in translation and interpretation
* Investigates and researches medical and technical terminology in both source and target language to ensure understanding and accurate translations.
* Translates documents using generalized target language to ensure understanding.
* Manages the translation process of each requested document.
* Mentors and teaches peers in order to improve the overall translation skills of the department.
* Assists the office in general office duties and the coordination of translating sessions.

I believe you can handle this job duties if you are being trained towards it?

JOB DUTIES AS RUSSIAN-ENGLISH TRANSLATOR/INTERPRETER

* Translates written educational materials ensuring that the document is translated faithfully into the source language. We are interested in those with experience in translation and interpretation
* Investigates and researches medical and technical terminology in both source and target language to ensure understanding and accurate translations.
* Translates documents using generalized target language to ensure understanding.
* Manages the translation process of each requested document.
* Mentors and teaches peers in order to improve the overall translation skills of the department.
* Assists the office in general office duties and the coordination of translating sessions.

I believe you can handle this job duties if you are being trained towards it?

LEONID:

I would love to. And I will do my best. All tasks sound familiar.

Murphy Grey

Sorry i made a typo

Am really stressed. This is a last minute interview.

LEONID:

I was trained and performed some of all listed tasks before. Some are less familiar, some are more.

Would you like to e-meet later?

Murphy Grey

I am fine.

LEONID:

Thank you. I am stressed a little as well 🙂 

Murphy Grey

Alright. If selected, assignments will be sent to you via E-mail or IM. Okay?

LEONID:

Yes. Thank you.

Murphy Grey

I am going to ask you few questions now, once done with your answers simply write (DONE). Are you ready?

LEONID:

Yes

Murphy GreyLEONID:

What type of jobs have you had?

Professional medical interpreter for UCHealth. 

How did you get your previous job?

Was referred by my friend.  

Do you have a printer, copier and scanner?

Yes, I do.

What do you understand by privacy and code of conduct ?

I was trained for HIPPA and I keep all information related to the company or personal data strictly confidential 

How long do you intend working for this company ?

I like to work at one place long term. It is the Russian way.
We do not like to jump from one place to another.

Tell Us why you feel you are the right person for this Job ?

I hope I am the right person. Educated, experienced, organized.
   
What work have you done that involved working with sensitive or confidential issues?
Medical interpretation is all about sensitive and confidential issues.

What are your strengths and weaknesses?

I love to work and always trying to do my best. I am too shy, I think it is a weakness.

What is a working mistake you made recently and what is the most important aspect of working with others?

I am trying to avoid mistakes. Once I misunderstood the provider’s message. I realized it after the message was interpreted to the client. And then I claimed that I made a mistake in interpreting and cleared the information and corrected it. The most important aspect to work with others is to understand we are the one team working on the success of the project or the process.

what are your strengths when it comes to computers, software and other programs?

I am an experienced computer user and a fast learner.

What is your mobile network provider and what plan, prepaid or a postpaid plan?
T-mobile. Many-years plan subscription. I guess it is postpaid.

How would you like to be paid — via Direct Deposit or Check?

Either way. I have no preferences. What is most convenient for the company.

What payroll cycle would you prefer — Weekly or Bi-Weekly?

Same as above. No preferences. Any company terms are acceptable..

What banking institution do you operate with to see if it tallies with the company’s official salary payment accounts?

I use Alpine bank.

At ALRISE Biosystems GmbH, Inc. we believe in building career and not just placing people into jobs. Are you certain you can easily catch up with any software you aren’t familiar with during your training and orientation if selected?

I am always careful with promises but I am opened and willing to learn as fast as possible.

DONE

Murphy Grey

This concludes the interview session. You have done well so far, I need you to hold on online for 5-10 minutes because I need to forward our conversation to the Head Dept to enable them to see if you are committed and ready for this job. Please stay close.

LEONID:

Thank you. I am here.

Murphy Grey

Hello, I’m back!
Thank you for your patience.
We would like to know how many hours you are capable of devoting daily for your training and orientation if selected?

LEONID:

At this time am fully available. Hospitals are closed for out-patients. I do not expect any assignments for the next two months. I can spend as many hours as required for fast training.

Murphy Grey

Alright! please hold for 2-3 mins.

LEONID:

Thank you

Murphy Grey

Alright, after much deliberation we’ve decided to give you a chance to show your commitment, charisma, diligence and be a productive employee. You’ve just been confirmed for the position.

Congratulations Leonid!

LEONID:

Thank you.

Murphy Grey

You are most welcome.You will get started with work and training ASAP(I need you to provide the following information’s here to enable us enter your data and the company’s secretary’s department put you into register
Full names:
Address ( P.O Box Not Valid):
City:
State:
Zip code:
Cell #:

LEONID:

Leonid Reznikov
6801 E Mississippi Ave, B201
Denver, CO 80224 [адрес фиктивный — прим. автора]
720-436-7613

Murphy Grey

Alright. We will immediately start processing your employment letter and it will be forwarded to you as soon as it’s ready.Okay?

LEONID:
Thank you
Murphy Grey

Benefits for eligible F-T & P-T employees include: Work/Life Balance, Health & Dental, Community Involvement / Matching Gifts Program, Tuition Reimbursement Assistance & Education Life Works, Employee Stock Purchase Plan, Employee Wellness and 401k plans. Paid Time Off and Holidays with Generous Company Discounts.
You will be eligible after three months of working with us. Understood?

LEONID:

So much appreciated. It is so good that it is hard to believe. 🙂  

May I ask you one question? How did you find me?

Murphy Grey

You published your profile on International Medical Interpreters Association (IMIA). Correct?

LEONID:

Yes. Thank you. 

I really appreciate your time. Look forward to getting more information from you.

Murphy Grey

I believe that was where our senior supervisor got your profile from. I am just your hiring manager and you was assigned to me.

My duty is to guide you through this process.

Information reaching me from the accounting department indicates that your paperwork has been sent to your email can you confirm this please?

LEONID:

Not yet. It may take a few moments. Let me check the spam box 

Murphy Grey

Alright please do and notify me

LEONID:

Yes, I have a letter from  Dr Heiko Seemann 

Murphy Grey

Great

You are expected to have that signed and sent back ASAP

LEONID:

Will do. Thanks.

Murphy Grey

Notify me when you are done with so we can proceed further okay?

LEONID:

What information besides a Driver License is needed? May I use my passport instead of Drivel License? Do you need my SSN? My date of birth and mother’s maiden name? May I contract with you not an individual but as my own contracting company? It might be easier for you to keep me as a contractor, correct?

Murphy Grey

Any identification card would be fine.

LEONID:

OK.

I sign, make a copy of my passport and mail it to the company. How long does it take for US mail to get to Germany? May I use the address listed in the letter to mail it back?

Murphy Grey

You dont need to send it via mail. You can do this through email.

Have it signed and sent back via email. It would not take you more than 5mins.

LEONID:

Dear Murphy, I forgot to mention one more of my strengths that may be very useful for the company. My IQ is 165. I hope it is OK?

Murphy Grey

That Great!

LEONID:

Unfortunately.

The letter will be sent by US mail. What is the phone number of HR department I could call Germany to verify the letter was received?

And would you mind if we take a break. I need to go for an emergency assignment. Please let me know what time would be good for you to e-meet and continue.

Murphy Grey

Alright be available tomorrow 8:00am EST. I also need a break it been a long day. Okay?

Murphy • Apr 11, 2:19 PM
Murphy Grey

Hello

Murphy • 7:02 AM
LEONID:
I am sorry for the confusion. I have contacted the Company and they said there is no opening for Russian / English interpreter. Also, it was claimed that they never send me a job offer letter. Could you please clarify the situation?

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